Stupid Factor

The Stupid Factor: Pant Leg Clips

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Haha... these are so fucking lame that you gotta love them!

The Stupid Factor: Lameness

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Bad slogan equals Wal-Mart.

See more LAME apparel HERE!

(Un)fix Your Bike

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Bored? How about reading a silly article HERE!

The Stupid Factor: OBEY U-Lock Ring (18k Gold)

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I never bought into the whole OBEY phenomenon... for reasons like this useless accessory.

The Stupid Factor: Fixies Are The New Roller Blades

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I love kewl guys in Portland. They make me want to punch my own face to remind me this is reality.

What is this all about? Read about it HERE!



The Stupid Factor: Fugly Riser Bars

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I remember seeing these on PDXfixed a few months ago. I didn’t look at them too long because they annoyed the hell out of me. Well, today I saw them again... across the great pond at Freshtripe. I’m truly surprised they made it out of the PDX zip code. Nothing good can be said about these piss-poor $40 riser bars.

The Stupid Factor: Monkeylectric Wheel Lighting

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This lighting system would be a great addition for a traveling carnival.

Carnies... go HERE!

The Stupid Factor: Valve Cap Lighting

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To the undercarriage of a Fast & Furious car (oops... I mean Whip) to the wheels of a Fixed Gear bike... both are just plain STUPID!

The Stupid Factor: Chain Beads

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This is something Rainbow Brite would do.

The Stupid Factor: The Track Bike Shirt

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Here’s a crappy view of a crappy shirt... worn by some unlucky soul.

You can buy ridiculous Homeroom items HERE! OH... don’t forget to pick up you Uzi necklace too!

The Stupid Factor: 2009 Bianchi Pista w/Brakes

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Bianchi will introduce a flat bar and brake version of the popular Pista D2 Special. It’s a piece of shit.

The Stupid Factor: Wooden Handlebars

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No brake + wooden handlebar + bombing hill + skidding = Meat Wagon.

The Stupid Factor: Wheeltags

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I can’t find the words to express how I feel about these. Maybe you can find them for me HERE!

The Stupid Factor: Yakkay Helmet Covers

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The world is just getting dumber and dumber. Get stupid HERE!

The Stupid Factor: LAME Shirts

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Once I saw this at BikeSnobNYC site... I decided in nanoseconds that these are clearly STUPID!

The Stupid Factor: Element x Krabo ECOllaboration

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Thank gawd only 5 were made!

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